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Hi, I'm Becky.
❒ taken ❒ single ✔ food

(via me-and-you-in-the-future)

ayeesammytran:

michelleeele:

batreaux:

even if your girl has 30 followers, treat her like she has 1000

O M F G

this is the stupidest shit ever

lmao

Parents: Why are you always staying inside?
Me: - goes out-
Parents: Why are you always out?
Me: Should I stay in the middle of the door so that way you won't have to complain no more if I go out or if I stay in...
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
kids: but we're broke too
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick

(Source: inspires, via k3photography)

me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
me: no

(via hawtvintage)

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